if I walked into this room, I would shit my pants so hard that my head would come right out my asshole:
this person actually makes and sells these creepy things – from their etsy storefront:
Sir Fetzel is an "Exclusive, One Of A Kind" handcrafted Alien doll.
Siting on his horse he is approx 9" high.
To my knowledge, I am the only person in the entire world that designs and creates this type of alien doll, which lends more credence to the fact that they truly are "One Of A Kind Original" dolls.
"My name is David hyphen Wynn full colon Miller. The reason I use a full colon and a hyphen in my name, the first full colon, which is full colon David, it means for the David hyphen Wynn. That's my given name, and it's also a noun, because it uses a prepositional phrase. … Because I use prepositional phrases, through punctuation, which is classified as hieroglyphics, which makes me a life, l-i-f-e. Now, when you don't punctuate your name … David is an adjective, Wynn is an adjective, Miller is a pronoun. Two adjectives are a condition of modification, opinion, presumption, which modifies the pronoun, pro means no on noun. So therefore, I'm not a fact. I'm a fiction."
Unless you're a duck, cuz there's photos and diagrams and such. This paper won the author an award. Scientists are fucked up.
On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.
http://www.norm.org
NORM (The National Organization of Restoring Men) is a non-profit support group for men who have concerns about being circumcised, are considering foreskin restoration, or are in the process of restoring their foreskins.
If I have my foreskin restored, do I refer to it as my "restoreskin"?
