general custer's mighty travelling snake oil and obscenity distribution centre

Macho Man SUPERSLAMs the rap music charts!

fubbleskag — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 16:35:39 +0000

bears playing hockey

fubbleskag — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 06:30:18 +0000

no, seriously.

dear hollywood: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

fubbleskag — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:27:02 +0000

wanna watch a zoo chimp rape a frog?

fubbleskag — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:34:33 +0000

of course you do!

I don’t know what this is… but I’m sharing it anyway!

fubbleskag — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:43:20 +0000

be sure to watch all the way through for a very special ending!

I don’t know what this is… but I’m sharing it anyway!

fubbleskag — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:16:12 +0000

I don’t know what this is… but I’m sharing it anyway!

fubbleskag — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:30:45 +0000

this chick knows how the lemonade is made

fubbleskag — Wed, 19 May 2010 16:42:53 +0000

note: while technically safe for work, the people in this video are discussing mature topics (ie. zoophilia) not suitable to be overheard by children, your grandmother, or your boss – just saying.

I don’t know what this is… but I’m sharing it anyway!

fubbleskag — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:02:39 +0000

whatever it is, it appears that there's a 1 in 5 chance you can break your arm doing it.

surreality, cell phones, and the liquor store

fubbleskag — Sat, 08 May 2010 04:36:27 +0000

i was in line at the liquor store earlier. the girl in front of me was on her cell phone while paying for her mudslides, yacking away to her girlfriend about some party they were going to. i got annoyed on behalf of the clerk and looked at him to give him a sympathetic *rolleyes* only to realize that he was also on his cell phone while making change. i looked back and forth between them a few times, then turned around to see if anyone else was witnessing this – the only other person in the store was a guy behind me who just gave me the "it's your turn, fuck" head-nudge. as i was turning around to place my beer on the counter, mentally preparing to skullfuck him with my eyes if he was still on the phone, i heard mudslide girl's phone conversation turn into a bitchfest about how the clerk had the nerve to be on the phone while he served her! at this point i'm starting to sympathize with movie characters who ask people to pinch them, so i figure i better just buy my beer and gtfo before anything *weird* happens. i turn back to the clerk only to find he is doubled-over in the most painful and silent laughter i've seen since i asked my future father-in-law if he'd like an Obama 08 sticker for Christmas. apparently people do this to him allll day, so he's been actively doing it back to them for about a week – this was the first time someone had gotten noticeably upset and he seemed pretty fucking proud of himself. i have to admit, so was i.